why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
"Bro, I’m Telling You, The Date Was Going Well, And Then She Straight Up Turned Into A Latias."
"I love you"-Things I wish I had told you more (via deadvibes)
"Fuck. I want her."-As soon as I saw her. (via incednia)
this show has 7 emmys
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax
this is a pokemon